I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024

I’m fine

I’m fine is two words that woman/girls use to say get me food right now or you will be sleeping bunch longer than you want to

Guy: Hey are you still mad about the fight earlier?
Girl: Nope. I’m fine.

by notmidgirlisboss January 24, 2022

I’m cool bra

The other person is hesitant about doing something so you gaslight them saying “im cool bra” to save face and not feel rejected.

Yo come over to my place “says 1st guy

“ well I dunno cause you are kind of far” says 2nd guy .
“I’m cool bra” says 1st guy to save face and gaslight making it seem like he is changing his mind except the 2nd guy never wanted to go .

by LuiLifestyle April 4, 2022

I’m Fantastic

I’m fantastic is a huge lie at the person saying that they’re fantastic are mentally losing it and having a live crisis

Friend: how you doing?
You: I’m fantastic

by Mommy_jolie November 7, 2021

I’m dope

The same as “to be down”, but wih somewhat more excitement. A positive reaction to a proposal/suggestion.

“Wanna go to the game?”
“Yeah I’m dope!”

by Pharaoh188 May 10, 2021

Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving

British people fucking.

Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️

by Batman‼️🦇 June 12, 2023

i’m gonna go to bed anyway

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

by the silent breather June 30, 2023