Homework Humper

A school student who can never get enough homework assignments, puts a lot of effort into them, and always hands them in on time. While some homework humpers may have a genuine interest in learning others are just overcompensating due to a lack of a social life.

Helen is a total homework humper. Give her three after school assignments and she’d still happily accept more

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

trunk hump

to tailgate a car, driving so closely you are practically on top of the trunk of the car in front of you.

I was afraid I was going to get rear ended, the driver behind me was so close to me....he was trunk humping me.

by Cocoa Thai January 18, 2011

Taco Humper

Someone that stoops so low that they have sex with mexican chicks.

I'd rather go to jail and take it in the can from Bubba than be a Taco Humper.

by Das_Auto April 16, 2011

Mule Humper

One who humps mules.

Peter #1: Did you know that I love to make love to old mules?
Max #2: Really?
Peter #1: YES!
Max #2: Man I never knew you were a Mule Humper.

by Rick03101978 October 1, 2012

Hog humper

A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.

Wow - check out that guys hog humper!

Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!

Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!

by Little Lord Schmuck September 1, 2013

Hershey Humper

To hump somebody with a who has a poopy butt hole

wow thats nasty you Hershey Humped that, your a Hershey Humper

by hershey humper March 31, 2015

fart humper

Someone who farts in the bath waits for the bubble and smells there own farts . fartHumper ..

FARTHUMPER ...Well I was sitting in the bath one day and I farted put my nose over the bubble as it popped and smelled my own fart so I guess I’m a fart humper

by Fatanne October 25, 2018