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Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life
Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money
by JB920 December 30, 2021
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killed a horse

The act of defecation, pooping, or taking a shit, in which the fecal matter smells exceptionally foul, similar to the smell of a rotting horse carcass.
He wanted to take a shower but couldn’t go into the bathroom because someone had just killed a horse.
by Cainblack2004 August 23, 2019
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Horse cock

I just saw a fat horse cock
by Devon janke March 14, 2020
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horse hippie

A horse hippie is a girl who is naturally very beautiful. However, rather than take care of their appearance, they would much rather spend all of their time being around horses, riding horses, cleaning their stalls and grooming them. A horse hippie is so in love with horses that they have no need for a man and there for have no desire to put on make up, comb their hair or smell nice. Traditionally horse hippies can be found walking around bare foot in horse stalls carrying bags of horse feed.
I met a girl this weekend that has a killer body and great face. But I am not even gonna bother asking her out because she is a full blown horse hippie and obviously has no desire for a man in her life.
by Wezz84 August 26, 2013
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Wobbly horse

One of the most strongest god in TABS named by captain sauce. It wobbles and it's legs are like noodles. It has two variants the jouster and cavalry. It has a church/cult/following. It also has a wannabe that is stronger than the raptor. The horse also dodges arrows like it's in the matrix.
John: I worship God
Jimmy: yuck I worship wobbly horse
John: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
John: I'm interested where do I join
Jimmy: subscribe to captain and watch his TABS videos
by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021
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horse it out

It's a phrase used interchangeably with "crank it out," and a phrase used primarily among the younger generation.
Mike: Oh crap, Jim, I totally forgot about the shit I have to do for work!
Jim: Dude, the party's in ten minutes, don't be a assclown and not be there.
Mike: I'll horse it out in eight, meet you there.
by The linguistic autistic July 18, 2014
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Horse Shitter

Someone who lies so much, they can't even remember what the truth is, or what lies they've even told. Every breathing word from the this mouthbreather is a complete lie.
My Ex is a complete Horse Shitter - that email from her was so full of shit she couldn't even remember the lies she told.
by TotesObvi October 14, 2015
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