Faux Ho

Someone who dresses like a ho but won’t put out

Guy 1 – That is the shortest skirt I have ever seen, she must be easy

Guy 2 – Don’t bother trying...she’s a faux ho

by Jo1981 April 1, 2010

warehouse ho

A woman who frequents warehouse parties and gives up the pussy often in or out of the warehouse.

Damn look at kelly there she goes, she really is a big warehouse ho

by warehouse bay b February 20, 2009

ho-muffin

A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.

My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"

by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005

ho phone

A pay as you phone used for girlfriends so your wife or girlfriend does not find out by looking at your normal phone or phone bill.

Tiger Woods should have used a ho phone so his wife would have not found out about his mistress.

by Jsmith8238 December 21, 2009

Ho-itis

A newly discovered disease, most commonly found developing amongst women. A woman will develop several emotions all at once or go through each emotion in a matter of 4 minutes from dealing with a dirty ho.

Known causes:

1. Dealing with a ho.
2. Trying to understand a ho.
3. Waiting for a ho.
4. Communication with a ho.
5. Being involved with a ho.

Known Symptoms: Happy, Sadness, Agitation, Worried, Anxiety, Pissed Off, Confused, Crazy, Crying, and IDGAF.

Girl, it's just a bad case of Ho-itis.

Do you feel sad, angry, happy, crazy, or confused? Then you could be dealing with a dirty ho. Doctors suggest to dump this ho immediately before Ho-itis infects you!

by DirtyDana/Cali August 23, 2011

ho stench

The quality a boy receives after being associated with a girl that sleeps around or has other unsatisfactory qualities that makes it impossible//hard to like him ((at least as more than a friend)). Called so because it's as though a stench is left by the ho, therefore repelling you.

Haley: Oh my god, that guy is really hot.
Nicole: He went out with Lauren some time this year.
Haley: Which Lauren?
Nicole: The one that gets drunk and takes those pics and stuff.
Haley: Oh..oh EW nevermind. Talk about a ho stench.

by poojita May 19, 2008

Ho Chin

Derived from "Hao Chen". Which was coined during the wrestling season of 08-09, in which coach Lamey was taking role on the bus. He mispronounced the name of Chinese ancestral origins, and the term "Ho Chin" was made.

Asian1: Yo, Ho Chin is such a bitch.

Asian2: I know, he looks like a retarded version of Bruce Lee.

by PandaSigh September 21, 2009