Glazed Cap

This happens when you form a pool of your own jizz and dip your mushroom cap in the reservoir of nut like it's an icing stick from Pizza Hut.

After Billy shot his goo everywhere he gave himself a glazed cap.

"Oh my, sweet," exclaimed Billy's father after he horrifically witnessed Billy give himself a glazed cap.

by Samsonite1223 November 1, 2007

glazed frisken look

The glazed over look people have in their eyes when they are looking for a Frisken.

NickJan went to request local admin access and he was spotted on the 4th floor with a glazed Frisken look

by acehighness October 22, 2008

Glazed Donut

The act of cumming on the outside of a woman's vagina, then proceeding to eat her out once it dries.

Ex. Gary and I hung out last night, and he ate my glazed donut.

by Dr. Shmegma September 20, 2018

glak

Glak is a simple term.
Glak means a geek whose a slag. Simple.
geek+slag=GLAK.

girl one: did you hear about what she did last night? *looks at a geek*
girl two: yeah! what a slag.
girl one: a geek and a slag, means one thing. GLAK.

by anonmaousbitch. March 30, 2011

Gake

Gaking or to gake is to partake in the act of masterbation while in the shower.

Past tence Gaked
Plural tence Gakers

As the man was getting ready for his date he decided to gake so he could hopefully postpone ejaculation while having sexual intercource with his girlfriend later that night.

by Sherogorath November 14, 2013

glazed porkroast

A tool for intellectual masturbation.

Occasionally whipped out in the middle of a crotchrotting ciricle. Not to be confused with lunchmeat.

man, he totally went ham hands on me and started banging that glazed porkroast

by Bur Seliu June 11, 2006

glazed donut

When a man ejaculates around a woman's belly button, causing it to look like a glazed donut.

"We didn't eat anything for breakfast, but he left me a glazed donut before he left"

by mondaymorning December 27, 2009