Asian Gangster Wannabe

An asian that often lives in a poor ghetto area and tries to garner respect by spiking their hair, smoking, and wearing baggy and dark or white clothes. Many try to get a tattoo and try to join gangs but they look absolutely pathetic. They can often be seen driving an old honda with a ton of add-ons listening to either hip-hop or rap. Talks like a mix between fob and wannabe ghetto. Are often very short and hang around clueless girls who try to dress perverted and wear enormous amounts of make-up.

Asian Gangster Wannabe: Yo, homie, why yo talk like you know me?

Asian: First off, I wasn't talking to you. No one wants to talk to your type. Stop shaming our race.

AGW: Yo Brotha!

Black: You ain't black you dumbass!

AGW: Wassup dawg, when you gonna show mah shizzle some respect?

White: Sorry, but I dont speak your language.

by White Washed January 12, 2008

Pound Shop Gangster

Pound Shop Gangster

This term is used to describe scum (typically of the English scally kind) who think they are something they're not. They think they have status and/or impact on the world... when, in reality, they are about as commanding as a Pound Shop. They are, Pound Shop Gangsters.

Haha you're just a fucking pound shop gangster

by Reynolds, Paul October 26, 2004

Babysaving Gangster

Typically associated with being an intern at the SBA.

Hey look its Billy Gaby and Shaun. They must be saving babies or eating bigass five guys burgers

by BillyShaun August 26, 2005

Gangster Party People

A Chicago Folkz nation Gang Started in 1971 they go against Latin Kings, Almighty Ambrose, La Raza nation, Almighty Bishops, Latin counts, Satan Disciples they are known for holding down there turf and being one of the most vicious Mobs in the Pilsen area

Yo that guys a Gangster party people from Chicago

by CHIMOBS March 14, 2022

Proto-pseudo-gangster

A gentlemen whose social and communal tendencies gyrate around the general ambivalence of others regarding whether he truly is a finger-popping gangster simply at the beginning of his intricate development or a confused boy with no self identification simply mix-and matching factions that should be foreign to him with those that you would expect him to embrace.

Oh! that silly gentlemen of color, look at him thick ironic black framed spectacles and flat silver trousers 'round his knees drenched in cheap cologne and failure,...what a proto-pseudo-gangster!

by Eisenach May 27, 2012

straight gangster decision

A decision made by one member of a group when there is a lot of indecisiveness between a group of friends on their next move. It often comes when the zero-hour to make a move is near or has already passed. In an effort to prevent a lame time someone presses a decision past the zero-hour to salvage the day, night or "situation".

When announced the decision is not discussed and action is taken immediately by the group to make the decision a reality. The decision is always preceded with the statement "Alright I'm about to make a straight gangster decision..."

If you have any doubt people will not follow your decision keep your mouth shut, clearly you are not any type of leader.

Alright I'm about to make a straight gangster decision... everyone get fuckin' dressed and we're driving into the City to get fucked up and grind up on bitches even if they don't want it

by jbforreal December 27, 2010

Shinobi Guido Gangster

A mix of Asian, Black, and Guido. A Black Ninja wearing Chanel earrings and Spiked Hair. They are also good with all types of weapons. Swords, Guns(Glocks), Shurikens, Kunai, and their spiked hair too.

What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.

Jakub: Hey Scott, did you just hear something?
Scott: No, why?

(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)

Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!

(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)

by The Shinobi Guido Gangster January 28, 2010