left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

Fork in my side

An inconvenience, a trifle, (See also, 'Pain in the butt' and 'pebble in my shoe')

"Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"

"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"

by jamescameronthebravestpioneer May 16, 2015

fork kink

the act of shoving a fork inside someone’s anus

yo bru i just shoved a fork up my friends ass and it was amazing she def has a fork kink

by bigbluenuts March 21, 2022

Poopy Fork

When you stick three fingers up a girls butt and your fingers get very poopy

That girl just gave me the poopy fork

by Mcfoebapcap October 23, 2019

Alberta fork lift operator

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man

Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me

by Who cares my friend August 4, 2023

Tuning fork

The act of farting while balls deep in your partner. Thus resulting in their insides vibrating like a tuning fork

I had to fart right after we were done, so I gave her a tuning fork

by Big Jolly April 16, 2024

Forking Fork Day

A day where you Fork every Fork you see

This day is supposed to be where you can fork, every sing fork that you see in your eyesight
Sentences:
I just finished Forking a Fork
Man that Forking Forks
Forking Fork Day absolutely puts people in the Forking spirit

by Forkety Fork December 19, 2024