fork licker

a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.

Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.

by Spoon Sucker November 30, 2022

Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams

“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra

Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere

by DonVonBraun January 14, 2017

Fork

A fork is when someone is being 3 faced

Omg your such a fork you say you like mary in front of Antony then u say you dont in front of Jack

by thealieninyourtrash February 4, 2021

Cork the fork

Get a vasectomy; prevent semen production

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.

by Martin in Parkin May 27, 2023

Fork of shame

When you give up on using chopsticks and ask for a fork at a Chinese resturant.

Max tried but couldn’t get the hang of using chopsticks. The waiter saw the struggle and brought him the “fork of shame”.

by Long Island Rob November 26, 2018

Bob is pro at fork knife

It’s a word from back in 890 dc it meant I god is good god is great god is goooodddd glizzy

Bob is pro at fork knife he can eat steak like pros

by Bob is pro fork knife February 26, 2022