by person234856 November 8, 2018

A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks
Holy shit I just stubbed my toe
Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given
by BoysB4Toys May 29, 2018

Fuck is the only fucking Word in the whole fucking world, that can be put any fucking where in any fucking sentence and still make fucking sense
by Fuck sake you fucker May 9, 2018

by yoink:)) February 16, 2019

“This is FUCKING bullshit you Fucking god damn lunatic. Why in the fucking hell would you make this are you trying to fucking kill me”
-Gordon Ramsay
-Gordon Ramsay
by Blue500 February 8, 2020

I fucking love you bro you are the fucking reason of my fucking existence and I would honestly fuck you
by imslay March 9, 2023
