Jersey foot

The foot of a New Jersian which is so callosed that almost thing can hurt it. This condition usually occurs to people who live by the beach, (not down the shore), and also play a lot of sports. The combined sports blisters, and sand work togeather on the foot to form a thick, hard layer of skin which is nreal impenatrable, and immune to pain. Anyone that has a Jersey Foot can be seen easily walking around bareoot on the beach sand, and pavement on the brightest and hottest of days where as anyone else has to jump and sprint around in futile attempts to avoid burning layers of skin off their feet

fag bennie: Yo man, you see that girl, how the hell is she walking so easily down the beach when even i had to juimp from shadow to shadow?

Local: Dude don't you know?, everyone around here has the Jersey foot, the heat doesn't bother us.

by jersey beach bum October 16, 2005

Foot knuckling

The art of inserting ones toe up whatever orifice, all the way up to the hilt

Shit me mate......he stuck his toe right up to my tonsils - the dirty low down foot knuckling son of a bitch

by Burtonez September 12, 2009

Foot Nipple

The growth of a milk-holding sack on the foot. Sometimes it brings you luck or super powers.

Hey man! Can I caress your foot nipple?!

by Spav Spug May 22, 2014

Foot of Prick

When a football team is entirely outclassed, or massively outscored. To be given a foot of prick by the opposition.

I thought Sir Alex Ferguson said he knew how to beat Barca in the Champions League Final this time? Looked to me like Barca gave them a very public foot of prick again.

by Slipp Digby August 5, 2011

Bats Foot

The crease in your trousers reveling your boner or normal penis.

"Jesus Christ, check out him hes got a major bats foot in those trousers"

by Jacob_you know who November 2, 2011

monkey footing

when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances

loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.

by brons December 30, 2007

Big Foot-A

noun
Humanoid creature, believed to be female, that wanders the streets late at night while heavily intoxicated. Is believed to be related to the world renown Big Foot and her cry can be heard from miles away.

...she turned in to Big Foot-A around 3 this morning, and we didn't find her till 4!!!

by runs with dogs May 21, 2012