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Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
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Rodriguez express

A Mexican gangbang at the restaurant “On The Border”
Welcome to On The Border, would you like to try the special? It’s the Rodriguez express!
by DeezNeetz May 2, 2024
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Okaihau Express

A song about a train in New Zealand that two professional athletes tried to sing in the Okaihau rail tunnel on Jet Lag: The Game.
She starts out from Otiria, the smallest train you've seen, this is the Okaihau Express. An engine and a guardsvan with a carriage in between, this is the Okaihau Express. The driver doesn't worry if he takes the journey slow, driving the Okaihau Express. He's got all day to do it in and 30 miles to go, driving the Okaihau Express. She was goin' round the bend doin' 10 miles an hour, the whistle began to shriek. Well she caught that bull in the middle of the brisket and the engine smelled of steak for a week. There's puppies in an apple box, pippies in a sack, Riding the Okaihau Express. But no one knows the difference when they're drippin' from the rack, riding the Okaihau Express. She stops at lake Omapere, to take some water in, this is the Okaihau Express. The fireman takes a bucket, the driver takes a swim, this is the Okaihau Express. Okaihau to Otiria, it's just a single track, when you're riding the Okaihau Express. You can't turn it at the terminus, you just reverse her back. This is the Okaihau Express.
by Ideal Cetacean July 30, 2024
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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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