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Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.
"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"
by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017
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Even

An Even is a half asian guy who is really god in the bed. He is the sexiest most hansome guy you will ever meet. And he always gets the girls.
Wow i wish i could be Even.
Even is so handsome.
by Åløøøø da October 12, 2018
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even lint

lint that is evenly distributed
That's some even lint.
by RayeDoki November 22, 2021
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Good evening Gigachad

A way of greeting a truly muscular man.
Chad greeted his greatest enemy by saying, "Good evening Gigachad."
by New Words for You November 16, 2022
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Greek Evening

When you and a group of friends participate in heavy drinking and/or smoking (usually weed and/or cigars).
Well fellas; It's Friday. Are we having a Greek Evening tonight?
by George Palorovik August 26, 2023
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by Adujasty343 June 2, 2025
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