Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.
The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. Dingle dork is what a Ass whole male most likely named starr call his stinky dinky friends wife Marsha when she has left the room and hides from company and starts acting weird
by Starr,s wife November 9, 2021
Get the Dingo dorkmug. Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.
OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.
by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019
Get the dork scrimpingmug. Someone that thinks they are a lot more fun, exciting, colorful, revolutionary, and interesting than they actually are.
The dork was the girl everybody knew, but that nobody actually knew much, if anything about. The fun, exciting image was just a defense mechanism to keep anybody from knowing who she really was.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. by Thewhaleman78 April 5, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. Her- Your a dork
Me-Do you know what that is?
Her- Yeh, it means I like you kinda
Me-Well, it's acualy a whales penis
Her- ...
Me-Do you know what that is?
Her- Yeh, it means I like you kinda
Me-Well, it's acualy a whales penis
Her- ...
by Nonamedrat November 9, 2019
Get the Dorkmug. /đŌRK/ noun • English
the ability to replicate a process or activity with the same level or quality over and over again. the adherence of the same principles in a steadfast way.
Dork is what transforms average into excellence.
the ability to replicate a process or activity with the same level or quality over and over again. the adherence of the same principles in a steadfast way.
Dork is what transforms average into excellence.
Wow, he really is a dork!
Blockchain Developer Dork: A blockchain developer who consistently writes secure, efficient smart contracts. Their code is robust and follows best practices every time, ensuring the reliability and security of the decentralized applications (dApps) they develop. This adherence to high standards transforms average blockchain projects into exemplary ones.
DeFi Strategist Dork: A DeFi expert who applies the same thorough research and risk assessment principles to every investment decision. Their steadfast approach to analyzing market trends, tokenomics, and platform security ensures consistently wise investment choices, turning average returns into exceptional gains.
NFT Artist Dork: An NFT artist who consistently creates digital art with a unique style and message. By adhering to their artistic vision and quality standards in every piece, they establish a strong and recognizable brand in the NFT space, elevating their work from average to highly sought-after.
Crypto Trader Dork: A cryptocurrency trader who applies the same disciplined strategy to each trade, regardless of market conditions. Their consistent approach to risk management and decision-making allows them to achieve sustained success, transforming an average trading record into an excellent one.
Blockchain Developer Dork: A blockchain developer who consistently writes secure, efficient smart contracts. Their code is robust and follows best practices every time, ensuring the reliability and security of the decentralized applications (dApps) they develop. This adherence to high standards transforms average blockchain projects into exemplary ones.
DeFi Strategist Dork: A DeFi expert who applies the same thorough research and risk assessment principles to every investment decision. Their steadfast approach to analyzing market trends, tokenomics, and platform security ensures consistently wise investment choices, turning average returns into exceptional gains.
NFT Artist Dork: An NFT artist who consistently creates digital art with a unique style and message. By adhering to their artistic vision and quality standards in every piece, they establish a strong and recognizable brand in the NFT space, elevating their work from average to highly sought-after.
Crypto Trader Dork: A cryptocurrency trader who applies the same disciplined strategy to each trade, regardless of market conditions. Their consistent approach to risk management and decision-making allows them to achieve sustained success, transforming an average trading record into an excellent one.
by Mr.MooseMMM February 3, 2024
Get the DORKmug.