Wait does my crush like me??

No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.

Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW

by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019

Does this make my butt look big

a term women use to give men no chance of winning

if we answer no then they are to skinny
if we say yes we are insulting them

best answers are

no your fat makes your bum look big in that

or

fuck this for a game of soldiers im going down the pub.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

what does ratio mean?

This

Joe: ratio

Dumbass:what does ratio mean?

Joe:( ͡° ʖ ͡°)

👅

by Ck'Crimson April 26, 2021

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed

A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.

Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?

by Bikeman470 January 8, 2009

Does Vinegar Make your nails smelly

Does Vinegar make your nails smelly.

Does vinegar make your nails smelly.

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023

Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022