Spacalaca ding dong

A fucking stupid person

Billy:"Jimmy you are such a spacalaca ding dong"
Jimmy:"i know i know"

by Sexi_mexi18 March 07, 2017

🎵ding🎵

A text.

Just then I got a 🎵ding🎵 from my friend.

by Kyle'snameisMax April 23, 2021

Ding Dong Dick

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*

by Badass Honeybadger February 19, 2022

Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother

“Your mother is a ding dong brain”

by Neferpizza November 29, 2021

ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.

I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.

by Juju_02 March 24, 2016

ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

back door ding

a break, usually taken from work, usually at a restaurant, where one or more employees and regulars gather at the back door to smoke marijuana; used to give anyone "in the know" a heads up; see also: ding

"Hey, Jesse is going out for a back door ding, you comin'?"

"What? The cook is getting high?"

by Metallichickx July 23, 2008