Air Dicking

vi. Doing tasks partially (lower part) or completely naked due to the high temperature.

- What are you doing sweety?
- Not much honey, just reading the stream while air dicking, is hot in here.

by Jaimism February 9, 2015

elbow dicking

The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?

I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.

by MLGillumernaty420 August 7, 2014

Shy diving

to give head to a stranger

I just met this chic and she went shy diving first thing!

by Silky Jones February 27, 2015

moonshine diving

Swimming naked after dark usually in a natural body of water. Aka skinny dipping

We went moonshine diving in the lake last night.

by Southern Sweet April 23, 2016

ninja dining

Is a method of eating off other people's plates without them knowing. Mostly picking things off plates that servers are carrying by your table.

Ted never pays for anything. He always ninja dining.

by Rugbyku13 July 17, 2016

Russian Divingboard

A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.

(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)

As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.

by Clit Lint July 4, 2016

Apocalyptic Dining

Beginning with dessert and working your way toward the vegetables.

We're having a party tonight, apocalyptic dining style, bring a cake.

by GrabandGo May 31, 2016