crusty bobber

A old dildo that you reuse

I need to find my crusty bobber now!!!

by bathroom bitches December 26, 2014

crusty clegbit

Piece of dried up shit caught up in arsehair. Popularised by welsh mountain sheep and brought into mainstream usage by perverted farmers.

"Bollocks, forgot m'fookin wellies. Ahhhh I know I'll hold on to the crusty clegbit"

by Edward D May 25, 2007

crusty smurf

a fat bitch who eats a lot of food and builds crust around their mouth

Stop eating the pizza like that you crusty smurf!

by Hot Egyptian December 13, 2010

Crusty mustard

When a person has diarrhea and fails to wipe thoroughly leaving a yellowish brown crust on their ass

I was fucking this one girl in the ass and notices she had some crusty mustard leftover

by Imfluffy February 17, 2016

Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.

"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"

by Mr. Nips February 02, 2012

crusty crane

A fat nigger who is very crusty.

He's so crusty crane

by CrustyCrane April 20, 2017

crusty crab

to have sex with arcadio

to smash white girls hardcore, with crusty dick; crusty crab

by niggggggaaaaaa November 15, 2006