Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.

Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

Measles covered blanket

When an English girl shits on your chest and brings you bean toast in bed

I gave johnathan a mean measles covered blanket this morning before I left for work.

by FBS69 January 6, 2022

Album Cover

Something that is Album Cover worthy

That is album cover worthy

by Brancode August 14, 2023

dog covers

Socks

Put some dog covers on

by DOG COVERS November 19, 2022

Sour-cream covered iced-tea can

You are a very nice and gentle person

“*here is a Sour-cream covered iced-tea can”

“means You are a very kind and gentle person”

by awesrdtgyhujilk; March 7, 2024

Covered Up

When the cover of a song is better than the original.

Ray Charles completely covered up John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads".

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2020

Chocolate Covered Brazil

To insert a single testicle into another persons anus

Would you like a chocolate covered brazil?

by Egosgame January 21, 2009