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chocolate express

When a chocolate bar of your choice is inserted into the vagina amd the guy eats the chocolate bar until getting to the vagina
by curbsidegoon October 28, 2013
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Chocolate Kazoo

Similar to the Rusty Trombone the Chocolate Kazoo is when a girl eats a guy's shit while she simultaneously jacks him off.
"No thanks, I don't want any pizza. I just gave a Chocolate Kazoo so I'm pretty full."
by the musician January 5, 2008
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Chocolate splash

when a group of black men ejaculate on someone's face.This word was made by 3 very young students from poland.
guy1:"dude i saw your mom take part in a chocolate splash".
guy2:"Nah,you gotta be kidding me?".
by bigcatintuxedo May 26, 2023
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Colorado Chocolate

My girl gave me Colorado Chocolate for my birthday.

How's your father?
Not well, he's terminally ill...
Oh well you need some Colorado Chocolate that'll cheer you right up!
by Ibugsm1 October 10, 2015
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chocolate poptart

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.
Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.
by lolo_master June 7, 2011
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chocolate rooster

while giving a girl anal she takes a shit on you dick
Dude, I was giving that girl from the bar anal last night and then she gave me a chocolate rooster, it was awesome!
by Ted11111115 May 16, 2010
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