Caleb

Caleb's are normally very argumentative people. They do not like fish as gifts and think orange juice is yellow. A lot of the time, Calebs look down on others for having inferior athletic ability. He has poor taste in television such as House and often sells himself on the corner by Walmart. In general, Caleb is a good guy, just a little misguided.
#yeet #swag # Bro

That orange juice is not yellow. Stop being such a caleb.

Bro, everyone sees color different, but the same.

by KindGenius.AKP January 14, 2019

Caleb

Can be a hoes name. Or sometimes a very kind and caring person. Typically they are funny, and once you get to know them they can be downright hilarious. Sometimes they date around or flirt with a lot girls but have trouble keeping one and ends up internally being a hopeless romantic.

“Caleb your a thot”
“ i can’t even keep a girl “
“Okay your bad at being a thot but still a thot”

by Yourasillygoose January 15, 2019

Caleb

A caleb is usealy a nice guy sweety but some times he can be a jrek and hurt you alot hes also sometimes rude he might cheat on you whith a nother girl but hes nice he tried to not hurt you though

Calebs girlfriend : caleb can you help me with my math after schoolpls.
Caleb :no i have to go out to do something today.
Sometime later

Calebs new girlfriend :hunnny why cant you stay with me in my dr oom.

Caleb:cant i have to be at my droom.

by Breanna loved then hrt July 2, 2018

Caleb

Usually chill. Prime of life is 10-15, and usually they turn emo. Most commonly is a black haired Caleb, or Very Dark Brown. They’re said to be quite intelligent, but clumsy. They text people all the time, but never face-to-face, because It gets awkward. A lot are said to be obsessed with memes and anime. They can range in the handsome factor from 3-10.

“Hey, is that Caleb? I didn’t know he hung around with that sort of people.”
~ Random Person

“Yeah, I know right? Usually he likes drawing.”
~ Another Random Person

by getfuckingready January 18, 2019

Caleb

Caleb is an amazing person and a great friend anyone would be lucky to have him he is so kind and generous he always thinks of others before himself and always has something to say you could stay on FaceTime with him for hours while he plays his fortnight and just talk he’s a great person that you should definitely get to he never judges you no matter what you do and is always there for you he’s a person that you should never let go of ❤️❤️

Love you Caleb~lilly

by Lilly_bug300 February 2, 2019

Caleb

The typical faggot ass nigga who loves anal (mmmmm mmmmm yes he does)

Adam: hey who’s that bitch over there?
Dwight: I don’t know but I think it’s Caleb because when I put my dick in him he liked it

by ParamountChris February 14, 2019

Caleb

A mysterious long-haird scruffy looking male who has a tendency to wear black cowboy boys and switches between beige chinos and black jeans. They frequently change their hair colour (usually black, blonde and a slight bit of ginger). He likes to stalk girls between years 7-10 then disappear when the girls are in year 11. Don’t be alarmed if you happen to be shopping in Lidl and turn into the next isle and feel a gaze transfixed on you while looking at pasta - this is likely to be the Caleb man in mid stalk. P.S - likely to appear where least expected eg in bowlplex and parks!

E - ‘come on L let’s run to that tree over there’
L - ‘ok’
E - *startled* ‘omg it’s the Caleb man’
L - ‘aaaa, C won’t believe we’ve seen him again’
E - *runs in the opposite direction*

by VeryStyledFrogs February 17, 2019