Purple Bro

A bad motherfucker who wears exclusively purple. Generally too cool to wear colors from the lower end of the spectrum.

A: "Is it me, or does Owen wear purple like every day?"

B:"Nah, he's just a purple bro. He's been doing this since 2010."

by VerpaVentus September 17, 2011

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bro-vet

Bro-Vet- the coolest teller of stories of the long career, generally in the Military. The Bro-Vet is usually a Veteran in the Global War On Terrorism.

Bro-Vet’s put out an inadvertent beacon in way of dress (veteran owned business to tactical clothing) to flock towards eachother so that they can find other veterans; however, being a Bro-Vet can be off putting. Seeking acceptance however; alienating your veteran community.

I’m dressing in tactical pants, a tactical shirt, drinking Veteran coffee via pour over, checking my time via Gshock, oh my gosh; I’m a Bro-Vet

by Tier1Dad August 20, 2018

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Spider bro

A spider who is one of your bros. He is a true bro too, not one of those fake hoes.

Spider bro, Spider bro, Does whatever a spider bro does.
Saves you cash, gets you ass! Yes he does, cause hes a bro
Look out! Here comes your spider bro!

by OHHwell November 7, 2010

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free the bro

When one of your homies get locked up for stupid shit but you miss him.

Low dog: Yo man I heard cricket got booked for selling 10 g's

Dutch: Yea free the bro.

by ayoosmokey. March 15, 2016

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bro-curious

When two bros chill so hard they exceed a "bromance" however have not become complete "bromosexuals". This intermediate stage can appear extremely homosexual to someone observing the extreme bromance.

Liz: "Are Jimmy and Gordon gay?"

Danielle: "No."

Liz: "Then why do they act so gay together."

Danielle: "They must be bro-curious."

by brotron July 20, 2010

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