Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

by Defining shift April 15, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom April 07, 2018

good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)

"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "

by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018

The “Blessed” Curse

A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.

The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.

by ItWasHenz’sFault May 09, 2024

Irish blessing

To be someone up. Usually including a backhand.

That guy gave me a dirty look, he deserves an Irish blessing.

by mkpunk516 March 18, 2019

Irish Blessing

Taking a shot of Jameson out of a potato skin and chasing with beef gravy.

Let’s have a Irish blessing at the pub tonight.

by December 10, 2020

Bless Me

Toronto slang for giving/receiving goods or currency, usually in a philanthropic sense.

Yo, fam! You gon' bless me a likkle punny peice of popcorn? I didn't eat all day, I'm marved!

by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024