birthday cake

a toilet roll tube with as many joints stuck into it as you can afford/roll/fit into it. one hand placed over the end acts as a "clutch"

hey man, that was a sweet ass birthday cake we had last night

by tumbleweed_t.a. September 29, 2005

Birthday Cake

Birthday Cake - A very small gathering of very close friends or family to come together to converse and enjoy some cake on someone birthday.

Yesterday we got invited to a Birthday Cake for my cousin's birthday.

by Mr_Sancho July 17, 2016

it's your birthday

When something is lucky and is used to your advantage. Its a stupid term which I believe orignated from Rocket Power.

Sam just did an olly. "Go sam, its your birthday, its your birthday."

by Insane March 21, 2004

Birthday cake

When you cum on somebody’s face, then spit on them and finish it off with a bitch slap.

Gave that bitch a birthday cake, bitches love birthday cakes.

by eggowaffle February 18, 2019

Birthday Cake

The act of inserting a carrot rectally in a sideways fashion

My ass was sore from the birthday cake my girlfriend gave me.

by Durty Sanchez August 17, 2003

Birthday Virgin

(Birth,day-ver,jin): Refering to one who has not experienced sexual intercourse on the same date as their birth.

JAMIE: "Ooo!!! Girl I'm excited!"

ANNA: "'Bout what?"

JAMIE: "Darrick's birthday!"

ANNA: "Girl, we already went to the party."

JAMIE: "I know, but Darrick invited me back to his place after it all sizzled down. We 'gon get our birthday sex on! It 'gon be special!

ANNA: "And what is so special about having sex for the 2-hundreth time?"

JAMIE: "Giiiirl, he a birthday virgin!"

by Todd Rikil July 6, 2010

happy birthday

on a mans birthday his spouce/girlfriend must make all of his favorite foods, then he proceeds to jizz all over them and his spouce/girlfriend must eat them all and if she fails to finish she must put it all in a tupperwear container and save it for later

i made jenny give me a happy birthday yesterday....she was so pissed

by WobbaWobba September 17, 2006