Bald

Unintelligent, disrespectful beastful and lack of hair, closed mind fucks.

“STOP YOUR SHIT YOUR BEING BALD JERRY”

by Lixzzxy February 13, 2019

bald

the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.

"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"

by KJGUFYIGKHB February 19, 2024

Bald

Someone with no hair.

The Word Bald was reinvented by Streamer Asmongold, because his Hair is regrowing in reverse.
Bald means in German "Soon", maybe Asmonblading soon

in the gif ull see his warface

Dude 1: Hey what up with your hair?
Dude 2: Im Asmongbalding
Barber: Yeah, his hair goes in reverse
Dude 1: Aslong u dont Asmonmald

by Zyxon1 October 21, 2020

Bald

Your hair fled your scalp to escape the smell of your shit for brains.

Hym "Bwahahahahaha! AHA! Bald! Baaaaaaaaaald!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2024

Bald

Alpha bio

Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now

by Alpha bios child69 July 25, 2022

bald er er

people named steven and alex. another way to say ur gay but more

“shut up ur bald”
“shut up ur bald er er”

by qtfrick May 04, 2020

bald water

When you're BALD.

lmao ur so BALD WATER. go get some hair, trash L.

by March 15, 2021