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Andres

He has a huge schlong and is so sexy he gets all da bitches on his dick
damn Andres is here we might as well leave there ain’t gonna be anymore pussy left
by sibsg November 21, 2021
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Andre

*insert trumpet malfunctions*
Hey, you know Andre?
Yeah, he's in the school band, his trumpet skills aren't that good.
by Quaxelia April 30, 2024
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Andrely

Andrely is someone so unique and likable, that it’s almost impossible for anyone to know her and not love her. She’s such a good friend and also incredibly smart, reliable and fucking gorgeous.
Are you friends with Andrely?”
“Yes, why?”
“Oh, lucky you!”
by sunny-on-lil-touch September 19, 2020
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Andres Gama

A mentally unstable person who thinks that 3rd world countries are better than america.
by fudhf November 7, 2019
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Andre

Priests cry at the sight of an Andre. One of the many forms of the devil. Abit of a dick but a kind dick. If an Andre is ever encountered, DO NOT let them into your life as they will make your life literal hell with jokes that make youquestion wether you yourself will go to hell. Throwing coins at an Andre will distract him as the sight of coins in his wallet enrages him. If you do however let one into your life be sure to keep in their good graces by pointing out stuffed penguins and memes but like a gremlin, DO NOT get an Andre wet after midnight. Keeping an Andre has its advantages as they will be willing to do anything for those he is loyal to.
Oh shit its an Andre! Quick use the coins!
by PrometheusSky November 23, 2021
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The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”
“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”
by El doritos November 1, 2021
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Andre Norton

Like holy shit, I'm hooked on all of Andre Norton's books!
by lotsOlove January 10, 2013
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