A Yankee Tax is an added fee applied to especially to, but not always, to {Yankees}, or other outsiders in the South, that locals are not asked to pay, due to their behavior, demanding attitude, or general rudeness. The Yankee Tax is usually paid by the Yankee either without knowing it, as Yankees believe Southerners are all stupid, or reluctantly, as when they feel they have no choice.
Example #1: (at a Yard Sale)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)
Local: How much is this bike?
Local #2: $30.
Yankee (rudely interrupts, takes out $30 from wallet): Hey, I was looking at it first!
Local #2 (looks at money): Sorry, did I say $30- I meant $50!
Yankee: That's a Yankee Tax!
Example #2: (renting a place):
Yankee Caller ( from out of state area code): How much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord (answers the phone): You ain't from here, are you?
Yankee Caller (gets offended): I'm from New Yawk!
Local Landlord: $1000 a month, plus two months deposit, plus a credit score of 740, plus no pets, and utilities
Yankee Caller: The ad said $900- that's a Yankee Tax!
Yankee hangs up.
Local Caller: Hey, how much is the 1 bedroom unit?
Local Landlord: You know Billy Williams- you sound just like him!
Local Caller: Yeah, that's my daddy!
Local Landlord: That'll be $850 a month, plus deposit- but I'll take half the deposit down! Y'all got any pets?
Local Caller: Three coon dogs!
Local Landlord: Well, I hope they like a big backyard!
Example #3 (At a truck stop)
Yankee Customer: Hey, I been sitting here five minutes, I want to place my order!
Local Waitress: Hold on just a minute...
Yankee: I want my coffee now, and is the milk soy?
Ten minutes later...
Yankee: Why's my bill say $4.99 for a cup of coffee?
Local Waitress (shrugs shoulders): That don't include tax!
Local Trucker: That's a {Yankee Tax!} (laughing)
by The Confederate Wordsmith October 7, 2019
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by Southern Lexicon November 6, 2017
Get the Sand Yankeemug. The string on the end of a tampon. Once the tampon has completed it's useful life, a woman will grab (yank)the tampon string to remove it, hence a "Yankee"
by Virtually obtuse June 27, 2016
Get the yankeesmug. A manga series written by Toshinori Sogabe beginning in March 19, 2020. It follows the FMC Hanako Kuzuryuu and the MC Saotome Hodaka. The MC is in a school with 359 other girls to learn more about fashion and befriends the aforementioned FMC in the first chapter. Since then, he has slowly befriended more and more girls in his school.
Although relatively obscure and unknown when initially released, this manga has since exploded in popularity and reach due to the many edited panels that have gone viral online. These have ranged from simple text edits to full-on hentai panel edits where you can see the characters photoshopped onto various doujinshi pages. Hanako in particular is the focus of many of these edits, with the intent being to give her more femininity and acting far more erotically than she is in the original manga. The MC is also often shown to be heavily masculinisized and stronger than the FMC despite it being the other way around in the original manga.
These edits have been received polarizingly in the Yankee JK community with some praising them as creative and giving a good manga in their opinion the worldwide popularity it deserves. The creator himself has even given them praise, saying how they have helped his work become viral and make profit from his work. Others however criticize these edits saying they have given the manga a global negative reception and undermine the personalities of the characters.
Although relatively obscure and unknown when initially released, this manga has since exploded in popularity and reach due to the many edited panels that have gone viral online. These have ranged from simple text edits to full-on hentai panel edits where you can see the characters photoshopped onto various doujinshi pages. Hanako in particular is the focus of many of these edits, with the intent being to give her more femininity and acting far more erotically than she is in the original manga. The MC is also often shown to be heavily masculinisized and stronger than the FMC despite it being the other way around in the original manga.
These edits have been received polarizingly in the Yankee JK community with some praising them as creative and giving a good manga in their opinion the worldwide popularity it deserves. The creator himself has even given them praise, saying how they have helped his work become viral and make profit from his work. Others however criticize these edits saying they have given the manga a global negative reception and undermine the personalities of the characters.
Person A: Hey dude, check this hot ass manga out.
Person B: Oh, that’s Yankee JK KuzuHana-chan. An edit actually to be precise.
Person A: Wait, really?
Person B: Yep. In fact, 90% of that manga or more you see online are actually altered pages or hentai edits of that manga. I personally enjoy them
Person A: Yeah, me too. Even if it’s edited, this page is still hot as fuck lol.
Person B: Oh, that’s Yankee JK KuzuHana-chan. An edit actually to be precise.
Person A: Wait, really?
Person B: Yep. In fact, 90% of that manga or more you see online are actually altered pages or hentai edits of that manga. I personally enjoy them
Person A: Yeah, me too. Even if it’s edited, this page is still hot as fuck lol.
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Carl: yes it is
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