witch

Woman
In
Total
Control of
Herself

Man: let me help you-
Woman: no, I don’t need you, I’m a witch, I got this

by Jazzyfizzle May 30, 2022

Witching

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain

I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Etsy Witch

An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.

Bonnaroo was cancelled because we forgot to pay the Etsy witch 😓

by Issameee July 8, 2025

Salem witch trials

People being hanged in the 17th century by a bunch of pick me's

Convicted: Im innocent!

Girls at the back: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I see satan he is lying!!!!!!!!

Salem witch trials

by DDRANG0N June 23, 2025

Pee witch(aka elly)

Pee witch (also known as Elly) has been reported of performing pee sorcery towards objects like mushrooms and apples.The Pee Witch's tribe leader is Eleanor McLaughlin.

Child:MOM HELP I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY THE PEE WITCH(aka Elly)
Mother: DON'T WORRY!USE YOUR JIAFEI PRODUCTS TO BREAK FREE

by HappyFannyFlap May 18, 2022

[Witch]

A witch is a conceited, antagonistic, two-faced (or dual personalities), manipulative, passive-aggressive , cowardly, hateful, trouble starting, backstabbing, evil, sly, secretly plotting, self-centered, snide, self righteous FEMALE that goes out of her way to make trouble for you personally. She is skilled at double entendre, subterfuge, lies, and at playing the injured party (victim) in most any confrontation. A witch is expert at offending in a socially accepted way.

Worshipping pagan gods may play part in this.

One may have righteous feelings of contempt, anger, and hatred towards this witch. One may have a burning desire do violence to this witch, as well as mentally plotting revenge against this witch.

The secretary was a real witch for running off with her married boss and his money the way she did.

by Occasionally Alert February 27, 2019

Fruity._.witch

By definition a gay ass black non binary witch 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ ⚧️🖕🏾

Yo I caught fruity._.witch listening to girl in red they are so gay.

by Ahhsbdbdbdn July 28, 2021