Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

by DinoArms February 16, 2022

Valentine

The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.

Jag off : Valentine is so hot

Horte: I know right! She’s so pussypop slay queen

by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022

valentines day

international sex day. A.K.A single awareness day

nuff said

aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single

by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020

valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.

That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.

by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022

Valentine

a gorgeous ass woman that all the guys and gals swoon over. a lot of people are jealous of her because of how pretty she is, and she's actually super awesome and nice

person one: "yo, is that valentine?"
person two: "yeah! i want her so bad"

by bwaddertwin July 8, 2023

Valentine

Valentine a name that is for someone who is warmed hearted and beautiful she is the person to always go and ask for help if you need any, she stands up to people who are doing wrongs and not rights.

“Hey are you okay?”
“No I’m kinda sad”
“Oh then just go and talk to valentine!”

by Pseud0nym88356 April 2, 2021

Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.

"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"

by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017