A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can
Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!
Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!
Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty
Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away
Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!
Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty
Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away
Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017
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President Trump displayed another shining moment of turd mentality when speaking about COVID this week.
by Slamb Doctor September 16, 2020
Get the turd mentality mug.The tasty looking chocolate colored drawing crap makes as it takes it's playful last swim through the toilet bowl.
by Webster the great May 8, 2009
Get the turd swirl mug.A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.
"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."
by oldgeezer March 6, 2010
Get the turd hearse mug.Someone who lets their terds dangle when they are crapping, either on purpose or because they are generating more power to keep pushing and dont want to cut it just yet.
Omar:Dude the other day Frankie sent me a picture of a turd hanging out of his ass.
Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler
Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler
by ginomacdaddy November 9, 2011
Get the Turd Dangler mug.1. A place or business where the people are usually rude turds and/or charge outrageous prices for shitty services & products.
2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.
3. A place where you go to poop.
2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.
3. A place where you go to poop.
I was listening to NPR last night, when this guy called in and yelled out, 'What in tarnation is on this turd station'!
by ChemicalPulseDotCom January 15, 2013
Get the Turd Station mug.(Adjective) A piece of music, song or album of such low quality that one's ear-drums have an experience similar to being shit upon, leading to the listener feeling violated, disappointed or filthy for having even been subjected to it.
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