A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast April 22, 2011
When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
by Becca Sime-Jensen October 09, 2020
A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.
by not Leora August 21, 2023
a towel that reeks a stench of rotting food and stomach acid it’s stinking and putrid this often used when one is unwell and can’t be arsed to get out of bed and use toilet to be sick int
“Mate please mate get me ma sick towel Harris please mate mate mate mate I’m gonna be sick man please mag
by Putriddeclyn May 30, 2024
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 18, 2023
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by TushT May 22, 2018