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bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!
Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!
by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015
mugGet the bloody toothed squirrelmug.

buck tooth bill

a person who loves minecraft and absolutky sucks at fortnite and hes on the right of me and has some ugly ass gofer glasses
by mbhbbsdkb January 25, 2024
mugGet the buck tooth billmug.

Long tooth

She has a long tooth body
by Long back May 4, 2025
mugGet the Long toothmug.

Half `Tooth

mugGet the Half `Toothmug.
Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
mugGet the Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairymug.

Tooth Dryer

The audible and prolonged inhalation of air through ones teeth whilst doing a scrunched up 'ooh face'
The Car Mechanic wiped his hands with an oily rag whilst lazily eyeballing the car. Upon opening the bonnet he unleashed a Massive tooth dryer "This is going to be a big job" he exclaimed
by Sonny Jelkirk October 30, 2020
mugGet the Tooth Dryermug.

loose tooth

Food lion associate that goes above and beyond the call of duty. Expected to have a lisp.
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 30, 2023
mugGet the loose toothmug.

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