by Sabrina Marie 87 December 14, 2020
by Brotha Blast July 15, 2018
Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.
Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
by Gawkinator 5000 August 01, 2021
An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe
"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?
Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...
Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...
by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021
by Dawn Emerson January 16, 2018
by SnazzleTooth December 02, 2020
by GangbangGrandma February 22, 2016