Smeg on toast

Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.

Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.

by Gawkinator 5000 August 01, 2021

abortion on toast

An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe

"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?

Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...

by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021

French toast

The act of killing a large number of french soldiers with a flamenwerfer

Hans made french toast yesterday

by Dawn Emerson January 16, 2018

tossing the toast

When a man takes his elbow and slides it into a woman’s butt without wearing goggles. Usually performed by three or more people.

Man I met up with my group project members last night and we just ended up tossing the toast all night long

by Ian Connell November 02, 2017

Toasted Marshmellow

An African American who acts white, black on the outside but warm and googey and white on the inside

Yo, Todd is a toasted marshmellow

by HustleBaby August 24, 2023

Toast lotion

Butter, Nutella, peanut butter, anything of cream like consistency spread on a piece of toast.

Ohh, that looks delicious, toast lotion and jam.

by SnazzleTooth December 02, 2020

Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give her butt burn

I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato

by GangbangGrandma February 22, 2016