Moose Knuckle

The act of inserting the penis all the way inside a womans vagina, during the point of climax while having sexual intercouse, so that the glans of the penis is "jammed" onto her cervix and then both partners ejaculate at the same time. This leads to the woman becoming overly obsessive about the man.

1. I moose knuckl'd my teacher last night and she passed me.
2. I want to moose knuckle his girlfriend.

by SilentJi43 September 8, 2019

moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".

hey joe lets moose the goose .

by skin the cat January 2, 2012

Daddy Moose

Hits swamp donkeys in mlb the show. Refers to current second basemen for the Cincinnati Reds, Michael Moustakas. Meme created by @razziktv on tiktok

"IS THAT GONE? MOOSE, MOOSE."
"DADDY MOOSE, OMGGGGGG 😫😫😫"

by gaberod101308 February 3, 2023

Baby Moose

Nickname for an absolute legendary guy. A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE! The mascot of Building Trades. usually great in bed.

Seriously, you've never heard of Baby Moose?

by The GoldMine69 March 8, 2021

moose ears

when everyone is seated and there is a task to be done. like turning off the lights or closing the door. you simply say "moose ears" and place ur open hands on your head like moose antlers

don:oh. i forgot to turn off the light. MOOSE EARS.
john: DAMN!

by don mote July 31, 2007

MOOSE HEAD

an insult made to let you know that you are a silly billy (person) - only just starting to be used... made up by head moose bex - part ownership moose soph

''shut up you moose head''

''hahaha your such a moose head''

by shortycabc June 28, 2009

Missing the moose

Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events.

Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.

-"Bush is an idiot."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."

by nemmo June 27, 2006