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Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
mugGet the Clean ladmug.

Gym lad

“Daddy, what is a gym lad?” The girl asked.

“Jake... Jake Clarke, Daughter.” Replied the father, with Somber in his voice.
by the75thpotus September 7, 2019
mugGet the Gym ladmug.

Lad

Someone who has a problem with alcohol and also likes team sports. The term is associated with a pink complexion resembling a ham.
by 5lesbianskissing December 31, 2022
mugGet the Ladmug.

happy days lad

Can be anything you want it to be. Such as......
Someone standing in dog shit and angrily looking down at his shit stained kicks "happy days lad😒"
Or a lad who has just bummed a stripper and is now spilling the beans to the lads down the boozer......
"happy days lad 😁"
Was bucking this slut up the shiter and when I pulled my bobbies nut out if her back eye I only had a bit of sweetcorn stuck in me japs eye......happy days lad (angry context)
by sookama root ken October 18, 2019
mugGet the happy days ladmug.

Lad

Lad you are such a bitch
Can't believe a lad became friends with me
by Requireserror June 23, 2021
mugGet the Ladmug.

Biggest lad

Boy: heres money female
Girl: thanks ur the biggest lad
by Biggest lad June 8, 2018
mugGet the Biggest ladmug.

lad meeting

The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.
Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.
by Tightglow May 6, 2015
mugGet the lad meetingmug.

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