Semen frisbee

When you nut on a plate. Freeze it. And then throw it and a girl catches it her mouth

Person1:Dude my girl wanted me to give her a semen frisbee last night.

Person2: wow she must be a freak!

by TheRealCoochieMan. February 24, 2021

bust semen not skulls

In reference to the saying "make love not war", means the exact same thing.

At the war protest someone had a sign that said "bust semen not skulls."

by famallama May 5, 2010

Semen Demon

Noun, A dark entity consumed by the insiatiabke urge to gargle all the cum in the universe and other multiverses.

"Oh no there A Semen Demon draining my love eggs, pack your dick n balls and rum for your sperm count Aaaaaarghh!!!!

by dick chesse May 18, 2024

Semen tax

A form of tax paid in exchange for a favor, usually sexual in nature that ends in ejaculation

Cindy and I went to Applebee's, I was short on cash but offered to pay the bill if she paid the semen tax.

by CumSailAway March 30, 2024

sneaky semen

Semen that you can’t feel when it squirts out on it

He had some sneaky semen, like a ninja

by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024

semen-white

The brightest white known to man: the whiteness of the product of his loins.

"What a smile Carol, your teeth are looking semen-white today!"

"My skins so pale!.. its definitely semen-white."

by pseud0lady July 23, 2012

Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016