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Bong Fairy

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.
"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."
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CRACK FAIRY

GIRL WHO SEEMS TO ONLY SHOW UP WHEN YOU HAVE CRACK AND THEN LEAVES WHEN ITS GONE
WHAT A CRACK FAIRY......TINKERBELL ONLY COMES AROUND WHEN SHE KNOWS YOU HAVE DOPE AND THEN SHE LEAVES!!!1
by pirece69 June 14, 2018
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Confusion Fairy

A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited
It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.
by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015
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fairy dogging

To have gay sex in a public park with strangers.
by AJ Quick May 24, 2014
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Fairy Crunch

A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.
Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!
by Nico Usami June 9, 2011
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Fairy Swagger

Walking with extremely homo characteristics, or the drunken walk when you have to much "fairy piss"
by NonFairyBoy March 17, 2011
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fairy button

A small button located on the back of a preppie-style shirt to hold the collar in place. This item is often a target for junior-high lunch line bullys.
I gave Fred a wedgie and ripped off his fairy button at the same time!
by R.Ellis November 16, 2006
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