Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011

Eli

Eli is a very indecisive person and never on time,despite its flaws,Eli is very caring and appreciate her friends a lot.
(Eli is also known as Ambulance girl)

« Hey is where’s eli?
-yeah you mean ambulance girl?
-ye
-idk man she always late..
- this girl i swear »

by noteli November 21, 2021

Ely

An absolutely desolate town in the middle of Nevada. Only crackheads and pedophiles roam the streets, with a fair sprinkle of mormons and infidelity.

Where else in the USA is the closest Walmart located 3 hours away? Ely of course!

by NotJoshy February 8, 2020

Eli

A fat ass

You know Eli ? Yeah man ! Such a fat ass

by M530 August 23, 2023

Eli

A stupid, fucking, piece of shit that thinks that he's better than everyone. And he wears pants every day.

Eli is a fucking retarted pervert.

by Lyrics Rumble They gon' take January 27, 2022

eli

(they/them) a very hot brit who is obsessed with fred weasley.

violet: eli is super hot.

by eliish0rny June 24, 2021

Elis

Good-looking, high iq, handsome and the best. The best person you could find!

"Elis is the best! I wish my boyfriend was an Elis!"

by Kexet June 2, 2022