chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 02, 2014

vac tracks

The lines made by a vacuum cleaner when used on carpet.

My brother is a little OCD and will keep vacuuming until all the vac tracks are perfect!

by Irelandmk July 30, 2015

Kilwins tracks

Vaginal juices inside a females underwear when she sees someone very attractive.

1: "do you see that boy/girl over there!?"
2: "kilwins tracks?!"
1: "kilwins tracks..."

by kilwinsfam August 12, 2015

Slack Track

A playlist of songs you listen to whilst high, these songs usually include 'Lo-Fi Hip Hop' or 'Psychedelic Rock'

"Yo Dude, put on the slack track man I'm stoned as shit"

"Yeah sure man, I'll blast out some Golden Ninjah or something"

by LordOmega May 05, 2015

Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.

Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!

by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017

NNinja1255 diss track

Yo, NNinja1255!
You're sucking on this dick and it's really fucking thick
And you'll never get a bitch
'Cause you're such a fucking prick

You look like the fucking shits I take
Only skill you got is how to fabricate
Making vids outta those you hate
'Cause you're never gonna be like Andrew Tate.

Red Zone? More like dead zone, you ain't shit
Tryna act tough but you throw a fit
Every time somebody calls you out
All that rage, yeah, we see the clout

You ain't a king, you ain't a boss
You're just mad 'cause you took a loss
Crying online like a little bitch
Trying to cancel me? Ain’t that rich?

You flex a game like it’s all you got
But in real life, you ain't hot
No respect, no clout, no fame
Stay in your lane, you’re fucking lame.

(Beat drop)

Yo, NNinja, get a grip
Your whole life's a sinking ship
Miserable, bitter, cold as ice
Nobody even thinks you’re nice

Keep making vids, waste your time
While I’m out here on my grind
Only thing you ever built
Is a legacy of guilt.

nninja1255 diss track is fire cuz hes a dumb piece of shit.

by qweasduiejwfdkfewdsofd March 27, 2025

Ski Track

Much like a skid mark, ski tracks are semen stains left inside of used underwear

"Gosh are those ski tracks in your pants?!"

by Captain cacti January 31, 2024