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Lost Knife

Lost Knife used to be Icedknife a cool kid turnt cold
by Say heyyyyyyy April 27, 2022
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Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser
"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."
by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022
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Gun-shooting knife

Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.
“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”
by epicguy193 September 10, 2022
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Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.
“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.
by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024
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fly knife

A knife that is designed to fly through the air when thrown. Otherwise known as a throwing knife or a kunai.
Careful, there are ninjas out there who can catch you with a fly knife before you even see them!
by Sir_Naps_Alot August 13, 2024
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The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger
I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.
by Technosmash October 6, 2017
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