better than your's

Nothing can compare.
ever.
So nice of you to try tho :

haha look at those sleezy ass friends of her's.
Yea bitch they're better than your's.

by aprilll April 18, 2008

my penis is bigger than yours

Some thing males say to each other to assert their dominance.

I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

My Dicks Bigger Than Your Dick

Something used in reference to "I'm better than you"

Also, Something My Grandmother occasionally yells whilst me and my cousin fight.

Greg: Dude, I'd kick your ass any night.

Cole: I Doubt it dude.

Greg: Oh yeah?

Gramma: MY DICKS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICKKK

Cole:...
Greg:...

by Cole Fowler October 1, 2008

Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

by Poison2793 May 20, 2022

im cooler than your face

When you are in an argument and don't have anything else to say.

Person: You're dumb
You: At least im cooler than your face

by arandomcoolperson November 27, 2018

tank your crank

A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009

bigger than your future

-phrase

any large object that you can joke about by saying "bigger than your future" at the end of it

That ass is bigger than your future!

Her hair is bigger than your future!
etc.

by slang_gang October 14, 2016