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rats on the track

Said to someone who is giving you a ride or going on a trip and is taking way too long to get ready/leave a parking space/pass by a green light. From Seinfeld where Elaine was waiting for her train to get going when it stopped. Implies that there should be no excuse why you aren't moving.
Why won't this train move! They probably stopped because there's rats on the track!

Go! You could of turned left six times by now! Are there rats on the track or something!
by William Braveheart 2.0 July 16, 2010
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Prawn Tracks

Prawn tracks are created on a nite club dance floor by a large group of dancers, who are performing the dance move black prawn. Usually left behind at the end of the night when the club closes its doors.
Man those dancers left some nasty prawn tracks behind!!
by waltzy June 23, 2007
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skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.
Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.
by DATL December 16, 2008
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chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.
After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.
by DarkSilver June 2, 2014
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track whore

n. A vehicle, in any manner of repair, intended to be driven on a race track and ridden hard like a cheap whore.
Jeff bought himself another track whore, a Corvette with a full roll cage and 5 point restraints.
by LadyVelocious June 8, 2014
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moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
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track princess

A girl who doesn't look like a drugged out junkie but is. More so refers to hardcore drugs such as meth, heroin, coke, crack, and various pills.
Are you sure she's got a gram a day heroin addiction? She's wearing Juicy sweatpants and uggs for God's sake.

Yeah, I'm positive. She's a total track princess.
by Marty's Tshirt December 23, 2013
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