Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.
by hey there pal December 07, 2010
A guy who won't let you borrow a tool for a few hours even though he has like three of the tool you need.
"Hey bro can I borrow your drill to make two pilot holes to install my new bumper?"
"Nah brah you should go buy your own drill, they're only $50."
"I live in an apartment and don't have a big garage to keep a bunch of tools in, you fucking tool nazi..."
"Nah brah you should go buy your own drill, they're only $50."
"I live in an apartment and don't have a big garage to keep a bunch of tools in, you fucking tool nazi..."
by thedarkllama May 25, 2016
In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.
"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)
by SM Creeker March 19, 2009
Christ tool: christ has died, christ has risen, christ will come again!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
by rahrawrrah November 20, 2009
A turbo tool is someone who exceeds the normal boundaries of a tool in every way. A turbo tool usually will not know that they are being used; normally by the opposite sex. Can also be known as a super tool
by Sloptimus Prime December 17, 2011
by Demonball March 20, 2015
When calling someone a "tool" or "tool bag" just does'nt quite define that person. Tool Chest encompases all that is
defined under "tool" and then some.
If you have ever called someone multiple names including "tool," simply replace all said names with "Tool Chest."
defined under "tool" and then some.
If you have ever called someone multiple names including "tool," simply replace all said names with "Tool Chest."
Person 1:
"Brad is such a Douche bag Loser who needs to be punched in his fat head!"
Person 2:
"Brad is a Tool Chest."
"Brad is such a Douche bag Loser who needs to be punched in his fat head!"
Person 2:
"Brad is a Tool Chest."
by Ridge727 February 24, 2012