moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".

hey joe lets moose the goose .

by skin the cat January 2, 2012

moose overlord

A tall person, often referred to as simply 'moose', but holds much more power than a normal moose. Is normally sarcastic, sassy, and antisocial. Rules all moose of the land.

Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got sasses by a moose overlord.
That moose overlord is mean!

by Yo Woahhhhhhhhhh August 2, 2017

moose pants

pants that are really awesome!

those are awesome moose pants!
Your mom called and wants her moose pants back!

by ownerofthemoosepants January 25, 2013

Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.

Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose

by Whitay December 4, 2010

moose ears

when everyone is seated and there is a task to be done. like turning off the lights or closing the door. you simply say "moose ears" and place ur open hands on your head like moose antlers

don:oh. i forgot to turn off the light. MOOSE EARS.
john: DAMN!

by don mote July 31, 2007

MOOSE HEAD

an insult made to let you know that you are a silly billy (person) - only just starting to be used... made up by head moose bex - part ownership moose soph

''shut up you moose head''

''hahaha your such a moose head''

by shortycabc June 28, 2009

Missing the moose

Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events.

Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.

-"Bush is an idiot."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."

by nemmo June 27, 2006