pageant ready look

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

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Screen looking

The act of cheating by kids usually 13 or younger in a split screen game mode such as games black ops or modern warfare, usually by faghots named Jacob.

Jumping around like a fucking monkey & shooting before sight into rooms and hallways. He is screen looking

by Anthony7 September 3, 2013

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look at my ass

Another way of saying "I'll tell you what"

Look at my ass, I'll give it to you for a hundred bucks

by PersonGettingOlder July 31, 2023

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sausage looks funny

That sausage looks funny, rather brown, sticky and stinky! I wonder what that weird guy did with it?

Geezzz, that sausage looks funny, l wonder why it was near the toilet?

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

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It's not what it looks like

It's EXACTLY what it looks like.

Josh expelled "It's not what it looks like!" when his girlfriend stormed into his room, only to continue with his obvious relations upon her leaving.

by omAcronAlpha September 9, 2010

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A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

by Meatfish January 17, 2014

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