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The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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League Players

League players are people who will always be racist to everyone if they steal a kill from them even though they didn't even get an assist on said kill. They are very toxic. They will say they hate the game and are always very racist, homophobic and a dick to everyone.

Very Racist
League players are people who will always be racist to everyone if they steal a kill from them even though they didn't even get an assist on said kill. They are very toxic. They will say they hate the game and are always very racist, homophobic and a dick to everyone.

Very Racist
by Karmai January 25, 2022
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Rocket Leaguing

When you place a tiny foosball soccer ball into you partners anus and you take 10 steps back and you run and jump towards them while shitting in mid-air like a boost from rocket league and u kick your partners anus so hard until the foosball goes all the way into their organs.
"Who wants to do some Rocket Leaguing tonight?"
by Ticenits1776 March 1, 2025
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rocket league igrac

Vidi onaj lik ispaljuje ljude da bi igrao sa ljudima koje je psovao sa tim ljudima koje je ispalio, kakav peder verovatno je rocket league igrac.
by IsThatASupra July 20, 2021
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Saudi Pro League

Abbreviation: SPL
The Saudi Arabian football league, commonly known as the "Camel League".

It was created by Arab royalty for entertainment, so astronomical funds are spent, and big names from all over the world are bought for an amount that surpasses that of big European clubs.

Basically, it is a place where players who are no longer suitable for Europe go, and except for the star players who are bought, it is a league where Arab camel traders and milkmen play, so in a sense it is like a circus or a show, and has no value as football.

Despite this, some fans say that "the Saudi League is more competitive than the Bundesliga or Ligue 1," but they probably cannot accept that their idol is finished.
A: "Ronaldo, the superstar of the Saudi Pro League, has scored 50 goals, so why can't he score in the EURO or the World Cup?"

B: "Goals in the Camel League have no value. Roughly 100 goals are equivalent to one goal in the Premier League."
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League of Legends

an F tier moba game created in 2009 by a dogshit company Riot Games. Enjoyed by pedophiles, overweight neckbeards and autists the world over. If the subpar graphic quality wasn't bad enough the shitty champs available to play as are even worse. the only skills required for this game is button mashing Q and E and raging in the online chat like a tourettes patient.
person 1: im bored i need some new game reqs but dont want to spend a lot of money.
person 2: you should download League of Legends, its free and i play every day.
person 1: League? are you shitting me? that is actually the worst game. Tbh id rather play animal crossings.

person 2: wym? its such a fun eSport and theres so many cool champs to chose from, I play Caitlyn top lane every day.
person 1: yea.. I'm really starting to question your morale. at first you seemed chill, but after what you just said you come off as the hentai weeb type.
by Kos645379 April 28, 2022
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Justice League: War

So, I'm watching this clip, right?
Hym "From Justice League: War. The one where Vandal Savage uses Batman's contingencies against the Justice League, right? And it's the part where the Flash gets a bomb bolted to his wrist, right? So Batman sends him to an iceberg so he can phase through it and shake the bomb off, right? But when the bomb explodes, ice shrapnel hits Barry and cuts his clothes and I'm like... How? How does that explosion propel ice... FASTER THAN THE FLASH in a full sprint? I mean, he's running in the same direction as the shrapnel so it was moving literally fast enough to catch the flash with a head start, cut his arm, and the shockwave sent him reeling. It shouldn't be possible. Especially with him running fast enough to run on water! Even then he could have just continued to phase until the explosion when off. Doesn't make sense. There you have anime logic at it's finest. Go watch that show if you haven't seen it. Especially Jennifer Lawrence. You definitely need to see it Jenny as you have no culture. Now go forth. I command it."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
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