Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.
by Snow Witch October 04, 2015
The hiring process which certain people have to obtain employment at certain agencies. This connection is usually to management or board members who want to hire their friends instead of promoting their current employees that are over qualified and well-deserved.
Once again the new hire has a "fair connection", thusly they got the open position. FUCKING SUCKS!!!
by Tara April 21, 2005
After they broke up, she asked him to delete the risqué photos she'd sent him, which I think is a fair ask.
by anon banana March 12, 2019
X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!
by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006
When is somethings fair
by Fair Shots October 23, 2019
Hym "Nah bitch. Your slut daughter doesn't need a fair shot. Life ain't fair. Am I getting a fair shot? No. So you can eat a dick. That whore need to 'work harder' and stop making excuses for losing to the tranny. She sucked less she wouldn't be losing."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
The best fair that could ever possibly occur. After the Olp Fair, everyone goes crazy. Summer is on the horizon. The fair is filled with rides, some popular ones are Zipper and Gravatron. Everyone will tell you “Omg you know how many people have gotten tossed out of the zipper” but it never has happened. The Olp Fair is the best time of the year without a doubt. Everyone gets excited for it and everyone knows to bring their quarters for the infamous quarter game where no one ever wins.
by New Providence Lover April 01, 2018