C.R.A.F.T.

C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?

Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.

by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010

C L O U T M A S T E R

A typical dutch person called Dion, With very much CLOUT

Look at the C L O U T M A S T E R he is so perfect.

by The real Feddeus January 21, 2019

don't be a Mr. C

A man, otherwise known as a pussy, who refuses to go out after repeatedly saying that he would and uses the excuse that he is sick and feels like a 3/10 but in reality spends his night pleasuring himself while prooving difficult math statements and also refuses to drink because he is sick.

C'mon man don't be a Mr. C, finish that beer. Who cares if your sick.

by mr alfonso November 30, 2013

E.C.S.B.T.D

A "Eustace Clarence Scrubb Before The Dragon"
This references a bothersome and unfriendly character in The Chronicles of Narnia, who shows up in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader," "The Silver Chair," and "The Last Battle."

Eustace was quite a bore and very tedious to everyone before he was turned into a dragon and learnt his lesson.

"My brother is being a real E.C.S.B.T.D today, he keeps lecturing me on the British Consul!"

by NarniaHead September 22, 2025

T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H.

Acronym: True-beliver-of-Jesus-Christ
-following-in-Him.

Due to the man's constant obedience in the teachings of Jesus Christ, was commonly considered by his mentors to be a T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H.

by C.C.P.2000. December 15, 2025

C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go

lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?

irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

lady in grocerie store: CO wut???

irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since

lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary

by highonlife37 April 23, 2011

C.O.A.T

Cutest Of All Time

He’s so cute!!! Like, he’s seriously the C.O.A.T!

by lilymusic August 1, 2018