30 year swing

Within a 24 hr period, you wake up in the morning with a female that is 30 years younger than the chick you're hooking up with that night.

It was just yesterday he got a 30 year swing.

First the Gilf, then the granddaughter, talk about a 30 year swing.

by Przk December 20, 2018

monkey swinging on a vine

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

Swinging Cock Brigade

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.

The Swinging Cock Brigade is at an offsite golfing excursion today.

by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

Swing pool

A pool but with a swing in it

Hey do you want to go so the swing pool later?

by I’m actually right October 11, 2020

bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.

I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.

by jonny_raige February 5, 2014

swinging banjo

When a cat grabs onto a man's testicles and swings there until detached with significant effort.

That cat got me the other night. It made a right swinging banjo out of me.

by Lostcloud January 14, 2017

SWINGING TRIPE

EXCESS FLESH THAT PROTRUDES FROM A VAGINA.

THE DANCER BENT OVER AND ALL I SAW WAS SOME SWINGING TRIPE.

by peter fitzintite May 8, 2011