are scorpios sexy

Yes obviously the most fucking sexy zodiac that looks like legit fire with there massive tits and big mommy miller’s

Wow what an amazing are scorpios sexy

by Brian the hottie December 20, 2021

Eskimo Starpucker

When you go in for a sniff before you eat the ass and you get a little sphincter kiss on the tip of your nose.

I was getting ready to eat Lisa’s ass and she gave me a cute little Eskimo Starpucker. I tell you Jerry, I’m gonna marry that girl.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

Mexican Starpucker

When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.

Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.

No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!

I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

october scorpio

October scorpio are dickheads

Defined
Anna:what’s your birthday month and zodiac sign?
Cody:it’s October and im a scorpio
Anna:your a October scorpio💀?
Cody:yea
Anna:YOUR A DICKHEAD

by bigbootybitches1462 June 16, 2022

Thought scorpion

A fake term used to trick boomers

Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L

by Person9876543212 October 19, 2022

Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023

Sneaky scorpion

As a scorpion fail is happening, Bill Cosby slips something in.

Have you heard about Steve Harvey getting the sneaky scorpion last night?

by Big Daddy Payne April 7, 2023